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There was no shampoo coming out of the shampoo bottle and obviously, judging by the weight of it, it wasn't empty.
How odd...
I lifted it up over my head to see if there was any visible blockage.
Suddenly, the top came off of the bottle and before I could react, all the shampoo came rushing towards my face.
Before I could even think to close my eyes, My face was engulfed in the goo and the burn from millions of unnecessary chemicals invading my eyes.
The sting, nearly unbearable.
I frantically attempted to wipe the shampoo off my face and off my eyes hoping that maybe it would lessen the horrible burn but it didn't.
I had wiped most of the shampoo off but it didn't matter.
The horrible pain was just as intense and now clumps of slimey shampoo littered the bottom of the bathtub.
I could feel the slime between my toes and suddenly realized that the bathtub was caked with it.
One wrong move and I would slip and crack my head open; thus dying.
And that's where I am now.
I've been standing here for what seems like hours, racking my brain, feebly trying to concieve any idea of possible escape from this self-made death trap.
A way to get out without moving at all or being able to see.
It is at this moment that I learned the true use of those annoying little mats that stick to the bathtub floor "so you don't slip".
I always hated them...
Now they've come for revenge....
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